cp_jokes(["What do you call a knight who's afraid to joust?|Sir Render!","Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?|He was always horsing around.","Where do cowboys cook their meals?|On the range.","How much do pirate earrings cost?|A buck-an-ear!","Where does the space squid park his ship?|A parking meteor!","Why\u2019s Herbert like a roller coaster?|He\u2019s got his ups and downs!","What do you use in a puffle canoe?|Puffle paddles!","What did the penguin do in the retro arcade machine?|Ate bits!","What color do pirates hate?|Maroon!","Why did the reporter go on the roller coaster?|To stay in the loop!"]);