cp_jokes(["What do you call a fish with no eyes?|FSH","Why do penguins eat fish?|Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them","What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?|A nervous wreck!","Why is it so easy to weigh fish?|They have their own scales","What do Penguins sing on a birthday?|Freeze a jolly good fellow","How do you communicate with a fish?|You drop him a line","What is a penguin's favourite party game?|Sardines","How does a penguin build its house?|Igloos it together","Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?|Because they have Web feet!","What do you call a penguin in the desert?|Lost","What's black and white and goes round and round?|A penguin in a revolving door","What bird can write underwater?|A ball point PENguin!","What's the best way to catch a fish?|Have someone throw it at you"]);